If you’re tired of the typical vanilla-scented, boring candles that say things like “Live, Laugh, Love,” you’re in the right place.

At BADWAX, we specialize in funny inappropriate candles that bring a laugh, a blush, and maybe even a raised eyebrow or two.

We believe in creating bold, hilarious, and occasionally vulgar candles because, let’s face it, the world needs more humor—and perhaps a little bit more honesty.
These are not your grandma’s candles. Nope, they’re sassy, cheeky, and totally not safe for work. If you’ve ever thought, "Wow, I wish my candle had more personality," or "Why can’t my candle say exactly what I’m thinking?" then this list is for you. Get ready to giggle, gasp, and maybe grab one (or five) for yourself or your friends. Without further ado, here are our top 5 inappropriate candles that will keep you laughing and make the perfect gift for that special someone with a twisted sense of humor.

1. When This Candle Is Lit, Give Me This Dick

You know what they say—candles set the mood. And what better way to set the mood than with a blunt, unapologetic request? When This Candle Is Lit, Give Me This Dick isn’t just a candle; it’s an invitation. This isn't for the shy or faint of heart—this candle tells it like it is, no sugar-coating.

This gem is perfect for cozy nights in or as a funny gift for that partner who needs a little nudge in the right direction. Light this candle, and see what happens next. Whether it sparks a laugh or something a little more, you’ll definitely get a reaction.

2. Blowjob Season

Everyone’s got a favorite season—spring, fall, winter—but what about Blowjob Season? This cheeky candle is for those who like to make their own rules. If you’re looking for a candle that is as inappropriate as it is hilarious, this one is a winner. Light it up, crack open a bottle of wine, and let the laughs roll in.

Perfect for bachelorette parties, naughty date nights, or even as a gag gift for that friend who’s always up to no good. This candle is here to remind you to keep things fun, lighthearted, and maybe a little inappropriate. After all, why celebrate cuffing season when you can celebrate Blowjob Season?

3. Eat Me Out For Once

We’ve all been there—sometimes you just have to spell it out. For those times when subtlety isn’t cutting it, Eat Me Out For Once gets straight to the point. No more hinting, no more nudging, just pure, unfiltered honesty in candle form. This candle says exactly what’s on your mind, no beating around the bush (pun intended).

If you’re in the mood to make a statement, this is the one. Whether you’re giving it as a gift or lighting it up at home, it’s guaranteed to get attention. And who knows? Maybe it’ll even inspire a little reciprocation in the romance department.

4. I Like It In The Butt

Look, some things are just better when you say them out loud—or, in this case, when you put them on a candle. I Like It In The Butt is as straightforward as it gets. If you’ve got a cheeky sense of humor (or if you know someone who does), this candle will be a hit.

Perfect for a gag gift or even as a bold conversation starter at your next party, this candle combines humor with just a touch of raunchiness. A little bit naughty, a little bit spicy, and a whole lot of fun, this candle will definitely make a statement wherever it’s lit.

5. I Fucking Love Your Boobs

There are love candles, and then there’s I Fucking Love Your Boobs—because nothing says romance quite like brutal honesty. This candle is perfect for anyone who’s ever wanted to say "I love you" in the most inappropriate (yet totally heartfelt) way possible. And hey, who doesn’t appreciate a compliment?

This candle is both hilarious and sweet, making it an excellent gift for a partner who appreciates your sense of humor. Light it up during a romantic dinner or gift it to a friend who could use a good laugh. It’s perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or just because. You can’t go wrong with boobs, and you definitely can’t go wrong with this candle.

Why Choose BADWAX for Your Vulgar Candle Needs?

At BADWAX, we believe candles should be more than just something you burn for ambiance. They should make you laugh, shock you (in the best way), and bring some much-needed humor into everyday life. Whether you’re looking for funny inappropriate candles, vulgar candles, or sexual candles that make a statement, we’ve got you covered. Our candles aren’t just designed to smell great—they’re here to make people talk.

Each candle is hand-poured with high-quality wax and comes with a scent that’s as unforgettable as its name. From naughty to downright vulgar, our candle lineup is perfect for anyone who likes their humor with a side of sass. So, whether you're shopping for yourself or hunting down the perfect inappropriate gift for that friend who’s impossible to buy for, BADWAX is your go-to destination for funny inappropriate candles.

Why Inappropriate Candles Make the Perfect Gift

Let’s be real—finding the perfect gift is tough. You want something funny, unique, and totally unexpected, right? That’s why inappropriate candles are such a hit. They’re the perfect blend of hilarious and practical. After all, who doesn’t love a candle? And when that candle says something like When This Candle Is Lit, Give Me This Dick, you know you’re in for a good time.

Inappropriate candles are great for:

• Bachelorette parties: Bring some laughter to the party with a bold, sassy candle that’s sure to be a hit.
• Gag gifts: Whether it’s for a birthday or just because, these candles are the kind of gift that people will remember (and talk about) for years.
• Date night: Set the mood with humor and maybe even ignite some romance in the process.
• Self-care: Sometimes, you just need a candle that says exactly what you’re thinking. Light it up, pour yourself a drink, and enjoy a laugh.

How to Use Vulgar Candles in Everyday Life

While these vulgar candles are undeniably hilarious, they’re also functional. You can place them anywhere in your home to add a touch of humor to your decor.

• In the bathroom: For that unsuspecting guest who thinks they’re just going to use your restroom. Surprise! There’s a candle called I Like It In The Butt waiting for them.
• On your nightstand: Perfect for setting a fun, cheeky mood in the bedroom.
• In the living room: Get conversations started with a bold, inappropriate candle front and center on your coffee table.
• As a prank gift: Imagine the look on someone’s face when they unwrap Eat Me Out For Once. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

Get Them All at BADWAX

If you’re ready to add some laughter and sass to your life, grab one (or all) of these hilarious candles at BADWAX. Whether you’re into bold humor, cheeky one-liners, or just love to laugh, our inappropriate candles are guaranteed to make a statement.

Don’t forget to check out our other collections of funny inappropriate candles—because why settle for boring when you can have candles that are as bold as you are?

Happy shopping, and remember: life’s too short for boring candles!

Find them all at badwax.com.