It Smells Like Shit In Here® Candle: Funny Gag Gift

N°12 | Cashmere + Leather + Amber

A luxury experience of bold and
subtle cashmere, wood and smoked leather. On the back end you will find hints of citrus and spice with a mild powdery sweetness. This is a very sexy scent.

Vanilla + Sandalwood + Vetiver 

This is our more masculine scent
with a bit of sweetness. Light and sexy cologne vibes that do not overpower.

Gardenia + Rosewood 

Sweet Gardenia flowers with a
subtle but aromatic musk of Rosewood. It smells like frolicking through agarden with an old nearby shed.

Vanilla Loaf + Peppermint

A heart-warming soft yeasty vanilla with a touch of fresh and tingling peppermint.

Peppermint + Vanilla 

Holiday Scent. True to description. Think Candy Cane.

Cotton + Lilac + Cedar 

Clean and sophisticated. Scent true
to name.

Frasier Fir + Clove Bud 

Damp pine trees in the alpine
with recently smokey roasted cloves.

Pumpkin + Bourbon + Pecan

Buttery pumpkin spiced eggnog and
marshmallows with the smell of your drunken uncle nearby.

Passion Fruit + Guava + Teak

Sweet, gentle, fruity and sexy. Very
light underlying notes of silk and muskiness.

Magazine + Old Books

The nostalgic smell of magazine. Did you love the scent magazine and magazine mail perfume samples gave off? This elegant and polished fragrance is a classic hard to find-scent.

Frankincense + Antiques + Myrrh

A mystical aroma to relax your senses. It has a light musk with a sweet and ancient Frankincense base that will create an alert and ponderous vibe.

Birthday Cake

Indulge in our "Birthday Cake" candle's sweet vanilla and warm buttery notes, with a festive sprinkle of sugary confetti—pure celebratory bliss.

Hand-Poured

Our scented candles are hand-poured & hand-packaged in Orange County, California.

Premium Luscious Soy Wax Blend

We use a premium soy wax blend that allows a nice slow burn with a fantastic scent throw. Even the small candles pack some serious scent.

Premium Luscious Coconut Wax

We are slow switching over to an even more premium and even more sustainable coconut wax that allows for a longer burn time and a stronger scent throw! You'll see the description on the candle when you receive it.

Crackling Wood Wicks

With wood crackling wicks that are sure to enhance any mood.

Aromatic Fine Scents

Using nothing but fine high quality scented oils and no other additives or dyes, these candles exude an amazing aroma with scents you won't find anywhere else.

6 oz Dimensions:

2.875in circumference x 3.5in height

13.5 oz Dimensions:

3.625in circumference x 4.25in height

Eco-friendly, clean-burning, wooden wicks made from FSC Certified Wood, hand-crafted + made in the USA.

6 oz Candle: 40-60 Hours

13.5 oz Candle: 90 -120 Hours