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When This Candle Is Lit Give Me That Dick - Woodwick Candle

When This Candle Is Lit Give Me That Dick - Woodwick Candle

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Parfumée Bougie | The Fragrances

N°12 | Cashmere + Leather + Amber

A luxury experience of bold and
subtle cashmere, wood and smoked leather. On the back end you will find hints of citrus and spice with a mild powdery sweetness. This is a very sexy scent.

Vanilla + Sandalwood + Vetiver 

This is our more masculine scent
with a bit of sweetness. Light and sexy cologne vibes that do not overpower.

Gardenia + Rosewood 

Sweet Gardenia flowers with a
subtle but aromatic musk of Rosewood. It smells like frolicking through agarden with an old nearby shed.

Vanilla Loaf + Peppermint

A heart-warming soft yeasty vanilla with a touch of fresh and tingling peppermint.

Peppermint + Vanilla 

Holiday Scent. True to description. Think Candy Cane.

Cotton + Lilac + Cedar 

Clean and sophisticated. Scent true
to name.

Siberian Fir + Clove Bud 

Damp pine trees in the alpine
with recently smokey roasted cloves.

Pumpkin + Bourbon + Pecan

Buttery pumpkin spiced eggnog and
marshmallows with the smell of your drunken uncle nearby.

Passion Fruit + Guava + Teak

Sweet, gentle, fruity and sexy. Very
light underlying notes of silk and muskiness.

Magazine + Old Books

The nostalgic smell of magazine. Did you love the scent magazine and magazine mail perfume samples gave off? This elegant and polished fragrance is a classic hard to find-scent.

Frankincense + Antiques + Myrrh

A mystical aroma to relax your senses. It has a light musk with a sweet and ancient Frankincense base that will create an alert and ponderous vibe.

Birthday Cake

Indulge in our "Birthday Cake" candle's sweet vanilla and warm buttery notes, with a festive sprinkle of sugary confetti—pure celebratory bliss.

Candle Description


Our scented candles are hand-poured & hand-packaged in Orange County, California.

Premium Luscious Soy Wax Blend

We use a premium soy wax blend that allows a nice slow burn with a fantastic scent throw. Even the small candles pack some serious scent.

Premium Luscious Coconut Wax

We are slow switching over to an even more premium and even more sustainable coconut wax that allows for a longer burn time and a stronger scent throw! You'll see the description on the candle when you receive it.

Crackling Wood Wicks

With wood crackling wicks that are sure to enhance any mood.

Aromatic Fine Scents

Using nothing but fine high quality scented oils and no other additives or dyes, these candles exude an amazing aroma with scents you won't find anywhere else.

Size Dimensions

6 oz Dimensions:

2.875in circumference x 3.5in height

13.5 oz Dimensions:

3.625in circumference x 4.25in height

Crackling Wooden Wick

Eco-friendly, clean-burning, wooden wicks made from FSC Certified Wood, hand-crafted + made in the USA.

Burn Time

6 oz Candle: 40-60 Hours

13.5 oz Candle: 90 -120 Hours

Introducing BADWAX's latest creation, "When This Candle Is Lit Give Me That Dick," a candle that masterfully blends humor, allure, and romance into one bold statement. This candle is not just an accessory; it's a playful yet provocative declaration, designed to ignite more than just its wick. Crafted for those who appreciate a touch of risqué humor with their romance, it stands as the epitome of a funny candle, guaranteed to elicit a smile and perhaps a bit more.

As you light this candle, the room fills with the enchanting aroma of your choice, setting the stage for a night where laughter intertwines with desire. It's the perfect sexy candle, designed to kindle the flames of passion with a wink and a nudge. Its fragrance is carefully selected by you to create an atmosphere that’s both inviting and flirtatious, making it an ideal companion for those special, intimate evenings.

Whether it's Valentine's Day or just a random Tuesday "When This Candle Is Lit Give Me That Dick" emerges as the ultimate Valentine's Day or just because gift candle. It’s a unique and playful way to celebrate love and affection. In a sea of traditional gifts, this candle stands out, offering a fresh and fun twist to the usual fare. It's an excellent choice for anyone looking to add a bit of humor and spontaneity to their celebration.

For those who want to embrace a more sexual Valentine's Day, this candle is a must-have. It's a bold statement piece that's sure to become the centerpiece of any romantic and adventurous evening. Whether it's a long-term relationship or a new fling, this candle is sure to add an element of surprise and excitement.

BADWAX's "When This Candle Is Lit Give Me That Dick" is more than just a candle – it's an experience. From its cheeky name to its seductive scents, it encapsulates the essence of fun and passion. It's a reminder that romance can be lighthearted and bold, and that sometimes, the best way to say "I want you" is with a little humor and a lot of heart. Let BADWAX help you light up your night with laughter, love, and a little bit of naughtiness.

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