Moving into a new place is a big milestone. And what better way to say “welcome home” than with a gift that lights up the space and their sense of humor? BADWAX delivers the best in funny house warming gifts, combining clever candle names, luxe design, and scents that slay.

Whether you're looking for good housewarming presents for guys, a bold housewarming present for a man, or just the most ridiculous housewarming gifts you can find, BADWAX candles bring the fire—literally and figuratively.

Pro tip: bundle these badass candles with a tray, wick trimmer set, and bottle of match sticks to create the ultimate homewarming gift box.

Why Funny House Warming Gifts Make the Best First Impression

They Break the Ice (and Possibly the Rules)

Nothing starts a conversation faster than a candle labeled "It Smells Like Shit In Here."

They’re Both Funny and Functional

Our candles aren't just here to be hilarious. They burn beautifully, smell incredible, and elevate any space.

They Fit Any Vibe

From risqué to ridiculous, BADWAX candles cover it all with a minimalist, unisex design.

The 10 Best BADWAX Funny House Warming Candles

 

 

1. Bitches Fucking Love Candles

Let’s be honest. Everybody loves candles, but bitches fucking love candles. This one is a fan-favorite for housewarming gifts because it’s:

• Aesthetic AF

• Woodwick for a soothing crackle

• Designed to suit any gender or decor style

Great for: new apartments, girl gangs, dudes who won’t admit they love good vibes.

2. Festive As Fuck®

New digs around the holidays? This candle sets the mood with fresh fir, sweet peppermint, or cozy pumpkin. It’s a seasonal essential with a snarky twist.

Perfect for: Christmas housewarmings, white elephant exchanges, or your festive friend who decorates in October.

3. When This Candle Is Lit Give Me That Dick

Our most provocative candle doubles as a flirty gift and a bold bedroom accessory. Light it up, breathe in the mood, and prepare for action.

Gift it to: your partner, your scandalous BFF, or anyone who loves sexy with a side of sassy.

4. It Smells Like Shit In Here®

This one says what everyone’s thinking. It’s the ultimate gag gift for bathrooms, bachelor pads, or anyone who appreciates blunt humor.

Bonus: It smells amazing—despite the label.

5. Boss Bitch®

For the friend who’s already running the show, this candle oozes power and confidence. Choose any scent and let them bask in their badassery.

Perfect for: new homeowners, office queens, and alpha roommates.

6. Don’t Do Drugs In Our Bathroom®

A cheeky reminder no guest will forget. Ideal for shared spaces or just to set a vibe in the guest bath.

Light it up: for house parties, new rentals, or your funniest friend’s powder room.

7. Badass With A Good Ass

This candle slaps. Literally. A bold, sassy scent for the one who struts through life like it's a runway.

Give it to: the confident queen (or king) with a great sense of humor.

8. Smokin' Blunts By Day Lightin’ Candles By Night

For your high friend with high standards. This one smells bougie and feels relatable.

Great for: stoner-chic housewarmings or as a surprise for the friend who never shows up empty-handed.

9. Vanilla Peppermint

It’s sweet, minty, and gives off Christmas morning vibes. Add it to any gift bundle for instant holiday magic.

Why it works: not everyone wants wild names—but they still want premium BADWAX quality.

10. Live.Laugh.Shit.

A twist on the basic home decor quote, this candle gets laughs and still looks good on a shelf. It's the classy kind of crude.

Use it for: gift baskets, housewarming parties, or as a just-because joke gift.

Don’t Just Gift a Candle. Gift a Whole Vibe.

To turn any of these candles into a jaw-dropping housewarming gift, bundle it with:

• A sleek candle tray
  

  

• A wick trimmer set for maximum candle life
  

  

• A bottle of match sticks labeled "Turn Me On"
  

  

Wrap it up, drop the mic, and walk away knowing you won housewarming season.

Final Thoughts: The Best Housewarming Gifts Are Lit (Literally)

When it comes to funny house warming gifts, nothing beats BADWAX candles. They're edgy, clever, unforgettably scented, and guaranteed to get a laugh.

Whether you’re shopping for a guy who just moved out of his mom’s basement or a boss babe buying her dream condo, there’s a BADWAX candle for every type of house (and every kind of sense of humor).

And remember—funny doesn't mean useless. These candles are luxurious, long-burning, and perfectly giftable.

Light it. Laugh about it. Love it. That’s the BADWAX way.
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