Because sometimes words are hard, but scent is savage.
There’s a time and place for subtlety. This ain’t it.
Whether you're tired of passive-aggressive Post-Its or just want to express your deep and complex feelings in wick form, BADWAX has got your back. These candles do the talking — so you don't have to.
1. Calm Your Tits
For when your coworker’s meltdown is interrupting your espresso vibes. Light it up and let the message waft through the air like lavender and boundaries.
2. Freak in the Sheets
Looks like a ghost. Smells like foreplay. Says what you’re trying to text after 10 p.m. but with more class (barely).
3. Buy Me Candles and Tell Me I’m Pretty
Because if you’re not doing the bare minimum, why are we even talking?
4. Death to My Thirties
A perfect burn for the quarter-life crisis crew. Sprinkle-covered grief with a hint of cake.
5. I’m Fine. It’s Fine. Everything Is Fine.
This one is actually a mug and it is your emotional support system. It won’t fix your problems, but it will make you feel like you have your sh*t together.
6. Fuck Around and Find Out
Need we say more? Perfect for offices, roommates, or uninvited guests.
7. Not Today Satan
Drink from this whenever life tries it. Ideal for blocking bad vibes, exes, and MLM recruiters.
8. Tears of My Enemies
Tastes like sweet revenge and eucalyptus. Keep it next to your vision board.
9. Let's Fucking Go
For procrastinators, overthinkers, and anyone who needs a productivity punch in the face.
10. Turn Me On (Matches)
Not a candle, but it lights your candle and your inner thirst trap energy.
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🖕 Because subtlety is overrated.
